Many happy returns to my Valentine, hp5freak! For her Weasley love, I present:



We'll ignore the questionable grammar, yes?


And just for giggles, how about a few of my favorite Potter-inspired pick-up lines? I won't lie: a few of these would totally work on me if only for the proof of the speaker's dorkiness :D

-Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
-If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
-Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
-I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?